Catts world of Weird

Right so here goes

Point1: what is with men that dont make any effort when your seeing them then suddenly when they realise they are losing you they make all the effort in the world? (ever heard the words too little too late)

Point2: why when you do the right thing instead of dragging it out do you become all the bitchs under the sun? (well in future I shall fuck people around till they dump me)

Point3: Why am I not allowed to speak to any male ex's, freinds any male without being accused of shagging them? (in most cases they would be so fucking lucky)

Point4: Why when people split is the only way you can stay freinds with your ex is if they think they are in with a chance? (frankly in most cases its the ones that dont speak to me that I actually miss)

Point5: What is it with people that think its funny to wind up your ex's and say its ok she was sleeping around anyway? (seriously that shit doesn't help anyone)

Point6: Why when you split up with sombody do most people assume your nolonger capable of being an adult and being in the same room as each other with out some kind of drama? (people that think like that are more warped than I am)

and after all that I realise I am not quite as fucked in the head as I thought most of the rest of the world are though but what the hell I still kinda like people even though they generally tend to be pricks!!!!

I discovered lately as well by the way that I actually kind of like myself for the first time years I've stopped listening to the crap other people say about me and listened too the ones who count I kinda figured I am not a bad person which is nice too know cos I always thought I was a bit of a bitch.

Anyway TTFN gota go wake my beautiful wife love of my life for work xxx

Greed lyrics

Two faced! I feel you crawling under my skin.
Sickened by your face.
By the way, to think that you're so fucking kind?
You ain't!

Hard to find how I feel, especially when you're smothering me.
Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me!

I knew when an angel whispered into my ear,
You gotta get him away.
Hey little bitch! Be glad you finally walked away or
you may have not lived another day.

Hard to find how I feel, especially when you're smothering me.
Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me.
Hard to find how I feel, controlling me every step of the way.
Hard to find how I feel, you greedy little baby!!

Hmmm yeah so generally feeling shitty and resentful need to get away methinks oh yeh and I stalked all ya pages I was little bored so there!!!!
Yeh not doing much of that whole sleep thing either which is not good anyways love ya all see ya soon xxx

Blah and meh would be nice if the ground opened and swallowed me up that way none of you would have to put up with me now theres a nice thought for ya!!!!!!

omg am in hell tis all xxx

Greed:	Medium
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Low
Sloth:	High
Envy:	Very Low
Lust:	High
Pride:	Medium

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Pregnancy Q & A & more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes university.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word "divorce" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in university.

"OESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "OESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your mobile phone to dial up every car sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 0800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
8 You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9 You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand :

1. OTHER WOMEN

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WE ALL NEED a SMILE!

Greed:	Medium
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Medium
Sloth:	Medium
Envy:	Very Low
Lust:	Very High
Pride:	Medium

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So hello all just a quick update for ya as i havent done one for ages!!

For those of you who dont allready know i spent all last week in greece in the blazing sun with free food and alcohol oh the joys of all inclusive! though be warned people gouves crete old people holiday naff all to do other than shop swim oh yeh and drink!
And greek food my god i never thought i could miss chips but after the third day i was sick of feta cheese and fucking stale bread not nice and grease on everything else!
Though the weather was a diabetics dream hardly had to have any insulin while i was away yey!

Though here somthing to amuse you saddistic people on the last day i got burnt so bad i have blisters i've had to spend the past few days in bed cos i can hardly walk yes the blisters are on my legs yeh i know am a little dim but it cant be helped!!

Anyway offskis for now and may see some of you lovley people tommorow love you all see ya soon xxxxx

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So anyway random update last nite was fun mind you so was staying in bed till 3 lazy girl lol I blame you!!! you know who you are it was to comfy didnt wana get up!!!!
Anyway so tnite I intend to ordewr take away and get drunk watching the eurovision song contest sad I know but the weathers crap and I dont have a baby sitter anyway any1 interested in joining me feel free so thats about all for now see ya all soon xxxxx