Catts world of Weird

Sober Rant

2009-05-21T07:57:12Z

Right so here goes

Point1: what is with men that dont make any effort when your seeing them then suddenly when they realise they are losing you they make all the effort in the world? (ever heard the words too little too late)

Point2: why when you do the right thing instead of dragging it out do you become all the bitchs under the sun? (well in future I shall fuck people around till they dump me)

Point3: Why am I not allowed to speak to any male ex's, freinds any male without being accused of shagging them? (in most cases they would be so fucking lucky)

Point4: Why when people split is the only way you can stay freinds with your ex is if they think they are in with a chance? (frankly in most cases its the ones that dont speak to me that I actually miss)

Point5: What is it with people that think its funny to wind up your ex's and say its ok she was sleeping around anyway? (seriously that shit doesn't help anyone)

Point6: Why when you split up with sombody do most people assume your nolonger capable of being an adult and being in the same room as each other with out some kind of drama? (people that think like that are more warped than I am)

and after all that I realise I am not quite as fucked in the head as I thought most of the rest of the world are though but what the hell I still kinda like people even though they generally tend to be pricks!!!!

I discovered lately as well by the way that I actually kind of like myself for the first time years I've stopped listening to the crap other people say about me and listened too the ones who count I kinda figured I am not a bad person which is nice too know cos I always thought I was a bit of a bitch.

Anyway TTFN gota go wake my beautiful wife love of my life for work xxx

Meh!!!!

2008-09-15T22:17:00Z

Greed lyrics

Two faced! I feel you crawling under my skin.
Sickened by your face.
By the way, to think that you're so fucking kind?
You ain't!

Hard to find how I feel, especially when you're smothering me.
Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me!

I knew when an angel whispered into my ear,
You gotta get him away.
Hey little bitch! Be glad you finally walked away or
you may have not lived another day.

Hard to find how I feel, especially when you're smothering me.
Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me.
Hard to find how I feel, controlling me every step of the way.
Hard to find how I feel, you greedy little baby!!

I wish I had a wishlist

2008-04-04T07:57:45Z

Hmmm yeah so generally feeling shitty and resentful need to get away methinks oh yeh and I stalked all ya pages I was little bored so there!!!!
Yeh not doing much of that whole sleep thing either which is not good anyways love ya all see ya soon xxx

hmmmm

2007-11-28T14:20:08Z

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Paranoid Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Schizoid Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Schizotypal Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Antisocial Personality Disorder:	Low
Borderline Personality Disorder:	Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Narcissistic Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Avoidant Personality Disorder:	Low
Dependent Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	Moderate
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Still wishing my life away

2007-11-09T00:28:05Z

Blah and meh would be nice if the ground opened and swallowed me up that way none of you would have to put up with me now theres a nice thought for ya!!!!!!

wishing my life away

2007-10-25T23:59:57Z

omg am in hell tis all xxx

Feeding the addiction sorry

2007-10-11T23:46:59Z

True to your Boyfriend or not?

Mostly As:Your good with your boyfriend but are still wondering if hes your perfect guy.
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does he really care???(girls)

yes he totaly cares he might not talk to much but he could be nervus and dont push the relashonship to far it might get bad but other then that you 2 make a good cupple
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What is the color of your HEART?

RED HEARTu r sweet and caring and ur heart is pure! u are the opposite of selfish! I LOVE U AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
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How ethical are you?

You're ethical. You know right and you know wrong. You care about others and think about their needs before you think of your own. You try your best to help out others, especially those in unfortunate situations.
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How 'Weird' Are You??

Congrads! You are a overall 'balanced' person. You probably have some of your vaules but a lot of the time you agree with the overall population. I am guessing that you probably are a tiny bit stubborn, aswell. Just a guess though. So... you would probably be a 5-7 on the 'weird/different/strange' scale.
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Are You The Life Of The Party?

FRIENDLY & FUNYou're outgoing, but you don't always want to be in the spotlight. People like your down-to-earth personality, and that's why you're always on the invite list.
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How needy\\independent are you?

You may not know what you want just yet from life, but that's okay, because you're doing everything in your power to get somewhere productive, and you'll figure it out on the way. You like doing things on your own and prefer not to have any help with anything. Congratulations, you have an AMAZING attitude.
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Are You A Gossip Queen

~Clued In Chick~You'er up to date on the latest gossip, but youre super selective on sharing it.Like Miley, you may spill a few key details to your close friends, but youre not about to send it out on a myspace bulletin every time you hear a juicy rumor!And you always do investigating work before sharing a fishy story.As much as you love scandalous scoop, youd never spill any info that might hurt someones feelings or damage their rep.After all, gossip is supposed to be fun.
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What historical person lies within you?

You have George Patton within you. He was a great World War II general who didn't take any crap from anyone. He was very, very patriotic and always did what he felt was right. Throughtout your life, do what your insticts tell you. Most everytime, your insticts are right. I encourage you to look up George Patton because he is a great role model for a person like you.
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bordom yey

2007-10-11T22:13:58Z

I escaped from the Dungeon of Wilde Catt!

I killed Rule Of Five the floating eye and Hybrid Heroine the gelatinous cube.

I looted the Armour of Togh, the Dagger of Ooohhh I Likes Spiders, the Armour of Monkeychemicals, the Armour of My Freinds, the Wand of Get Back To Ya, the Dagger of And Other Stuff, the Shield of Mart2130, the Armour of On This 1 Lol, the Amulet of Cant Be Bothered To, the Wand of Maniclora, the Dagger of Lord Monster and 46 gold pieces.

Score: 71

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yeh so i thought i would do i again

2007-09-29T14:26:04Z

Greed:	Medium
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Low
Sloth:	High
Envy:	Very Low
Lust:	High
Pride:	Medium

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quizziness

2007-09-29T14:19:19Z

What kind of fairy are you?

Flame Fairy- you are a fiery, fun fairy who likes to laugh, but you have a short temper.
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lmao

2007-09-29T14:09:12Z

Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women
Pregnancy Q & A & more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes university.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word "divorce" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in university.

"OESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "OESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your mobile phone to dial up every car sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 0800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
8 You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9 You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..

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10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
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lust issues me never

2007-08-26T01:02:26Z

Greed:	Medium
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Medium
Sloth:	Medium
Envy:	Very Low
Lust:	Very High
Pride:	Medium

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sunburn youch

2007-07-06T16:01:04Z

So hello all just a quick update for ya as i havent done one for ages!!

For those of you who dont allready know i spent all last week in greece in the blazing sun with free food and alcohol oh the joys of all inclusive! though be warned people gouves crete old people holiday naff all to do other than shop swim oh yeh and drink!
And greek food my god i never thought i could miss chips but after the third day i was sick of feta cheese and fucking stale bread not nice and grease on everything else!
Though the weather was a diabetics dream hardly had to have any insulin while i was away yey!

Though here somthing to amuse you saddistic people on the last day i got burnt so bad i have blisters i've had to spend the past few days in bed cos i can hardly walk yes the blisters are on my legs yeh i know am a little dim but it cant be helped!!

Anyway offskis for now and may see some of you lovley people tommorow love you all see ya soon xxxxx

oooohhhh eeeeerrrrrr OK then

2007-06-19T12:10:24Z

This Is My Life, Rated
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Body:	5.2
Spirit:	4.6
Friends/Family:	4.4
Love:	6.9
Finance:	4.8
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crap got the same one no wonder we get on lol

2007-06-10T19:29:06Z

What color is your soul painted?

Purple

Your soul is painted the color purple, which embodies the characteristics of sensuality, spirituality, creativity, wealth, royalty, nobility, mystery, enlightenment, arrogance, gaudiness, mourning, confusion, pride, delicacy, power, meditation, religion, and ambition. Purple falls under the element of Earth, and was once a European symbol of royalty; today it symbolizes the divine.

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stuff stolen from monkeychemicals

2007-06-10T19:24:17Z

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You DEFINANTELY like technology, and i guess your pretty cute.

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This ones from monkeychemicals

2007-05-21T18:45:27Z

Leave me a comment and i'll...
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hhhhhmmm thats what I thought

2007-05-12T16:41:20Z

Are you afraid of Love?

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So anyway random update last nite was fun mind you so was staying in bed till 3 lazy girl lol I blame you!!! you know who you are it was to comfy didnt wana get up!!!!
Anyway so tnite I intend to ordewr take away and get drunk watching the eurovision song contest sad I know but the weathers crap and I dont have a baby sitter anyway any1 interested in joining me feel free so thats about all for now see ya all soon xxxxx

hehe

2007-01-04T14:57:36Z

DARK PICS! :warning: for SEXY PEOPLE! awesome rare pictures!

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errr WTF

2007-01-04T14:54:26Z

What kind of girl are you? [with pics]

You are a Punk
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Angelic

2006-05-22T19:57:35Z

Which BEgoths Figure are you?

You're Angelica Noir!Angelica is a graceful creature who seems to be come from another planet. Her moves are always so delicate, the way she walks too. She's a very good dancer, especially classical. Even if she looks like a baby angel, she can be strong and resolute too, she knows how to obtain respect and she's not the kind of girl who endures passively. Angelic but not stupid! She's very ironic too. She pays attention to her look very much, she always wants to find the perfect accessories that match her outfit. She has a passion for dark literature, cinema and music.
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sorry lilly bet

2006-02-11T02:15:59Z

didnt wana get in the way or cause any trouble so i left early took your advice stayed out the way not that i dont like him but didnt wana get in the way am drunk sorry lilly bet XXXXXXX

cool

2006-01-29T19:57:42Z

Confused Angel
You are confused with life and the stuff in it

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ur rockstar boyfriend is Marilyn Manson.He's a

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LOL I like it

2006-01-29T19:27:34Z

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The most dangerous form of wilde_catt is the bicycle.
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Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that wilde_catt is near.
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is wilde_catt.
Wilde_catt can sleep with one eye open!
Antarctica is the only continent without wilde_catt.

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Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life.
Sensual - You are not particularly shy when it comes to your sexuality. You know what you like and do not feel inhibited.
Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.

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2. Sensual
3. Liberal
4. Big-Hearted
5. Romantic
6. Outgoing
7. Wealthy/Ambitious
8. Practical
9. Funny
10. Intellectual

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2. Big-Hearted
3. Practical
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7. Intellectual
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9. Romantic
10. Funny

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Lightweights

2006-01-14T17:19:13Z

Lightweights should come with a warning *please only give alchol in small quatities*